Reviews, lists, essays, referendums and more from a Phoenix-based actor/comedian/writer who is quite rotund and likes cheese.
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HALLOWEEN: Ranking the Series
At least it’s not as bad as the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. 13. Halloween: Resurrection (2002) I really tried not to have Halloween: Resurrection as my worst Halloween movie of all time. The infamously terrible eighth entry of the franchise, an early-2000s cyber-horror take on the franchise always feels like it’s going to be a…
Shit I Watched in February: Scream 7, Pillion, The Pitt, Industry & More
Everything I watched from February 1, 2026 – February 28, 2026 NEW SHIT Scream 7 Wow, it’s almost impossible to imagine a shittier direction to send this franchise into. The Carpenter sisters are gone and we instead get Sidney Prescott, Super Mom, and her 16-year-old daughter being stalked by Ghostface. It plays like a really…
Shit I Watched in January: Send Help, House Party, The Bone Temple & More
Everything I watched from January 1, 2026 – January 31, 2026. NEW SHIT Send Help My buddy and I are both Sam Raimi fans, so we caught this on our Saturday bro date. Basically, Send Help is about a smart, capable, but extremely awkward woman named Linda who works a corporate job where everyone thinks she’s either…
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