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Shit I Watched in January: Send Help, House Party, The Bone Temple & More

Everything I watched from January 1, 2026 – January 31, 2026. NEW SHIT Send Help My buddy and I are both Sam Raimi fans, so we caught this on our Saturday bro date. Basically, Send Help is about a smart, capable, but extremely awkward woman named Linda who works a corporate job where everyone thinks she’s either…

10 Best Films of the Year

Wow, I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but this wasn’t a great year for film. We got one destined-to-be-a-classic masterpiece, and then a whole bunch of very good 4/5-star movies. My biggest sadness this year came from not being able to see Sirāt, which, based on everything I’ve heard, might have bridged the gap between the…

Top 20 Best Film Performances of 2025

according to me. While 2025 has not exactly been a great year for movies, it has been one of the strongest years for performances that I can remember in quite some time. Performances that might have landed comfortably in the sixth, seventh, eighth, or even ninth spot this year would have easily topped lists in…

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