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Shit I Watched in February: Scream 7, Pillion, The Pitt, Industry & More

Everything I watched from February 1, 2026 – February 28, 2026 NEW SHIT Scream 7 Wow, it’s almost impossible to imagine a shittier direction to send this franchise into. The Carpenter sisters are gone and we instead get Sidney Prescott, Super Mom, and her 16-year-old daughter being stalked by Ghostface. It plays like a really…

Shit I Watched in January: Send Help, House Party, The Bone Temple & More

Everything I watched from January 1, 2026 – January 31, 2026. NEW SHIT Send Help My buddy and I are both Sam Raimi fans, so we caught this on our Saturday bro date. Basically, Send Help is about a smart, capable, but extremely awkward woman named Linda who works a corporate job where everyone thinks she’s either…

10 Best Films of the Year

Wow, I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but this wasn’t a great year for film. We got one destined-to-be-a-classic masterpiece, and then a whole bunch of very good 4/5-star movies. My biggest sadness this year came from not being able to see Sirāt, which, based on everything I’ve heard, might have bridged the gap between the…

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