Reviews, lists, essays, referendums and more from a Phoenix-based actor/comedian/writer who is quite rotund and likes cheese.

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2023 TV & Movie Reviews: The Last of Us / Creed III / Scream 6 / Poker Face

Boxing, stabbing, bullshit and mushroom zombies. The Last of Us My current roommate and three of my former roommates were huge fans of The Last of Us on PS4, so I didn’t exactly go into HBO’s small screen adaptation ‘cold.’ However, I’ve never actually played the game myself. I don’t love video games because I’m…

3rd Annual Golden Shrimp Awards

Coming at you live from my sweat-soaked bed are the third annual Golden Shrimp Awards, the awards show that exists solely on my blog where I celebrate the best and worst cinematic achievements of the year. My voting body consists only of one body, a sexy body, but I am attempting to diversify. If you’d…

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