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3rd Annual Golden Shrimp Awards

Coming at you live from my sweat-soaked bed are the third annual Golden Shrimp Awards, the awards show that exists solely on my blog where I celebrate the best and worst cinematic achievements of the year. My voting body consists only of one body, a sexy body, but I am attempting to diversify. If you’d…

2023 Movie Review: Magic Mike’s Last Dance

A little late for Valentine’s Day, but here ya go. Magic Mike’s Last Dance For the longest time I thoughtlessly dismissed Magic Mike as mindless garbage for horny mothers and a co-worker I had a huge crush on at Walmart. The original was released during my junior year of ASU and while it was smack…

Top 10 Films of 2022 w/ Honorable Mentions

You can also check out my Top 25 Film Performances of 2022. Honorable Mentions (in alphabetical order) Really good, but not great movies that just missed my list. Broker Powerful but a bit trope-y South Korean drama about a makeshift family of baby merchants trying to find a loving home for an abandoned baby. Broker…

25 Best Film Performances of 2022

Although television thoroughly kicked movies’ collective butt this year, there was no shortage of excellent film performances. From tragic real-life figures to fictionalized stand-ins for real life figures, from violent cannibals to Austrian royalty, from fame-hungry serial killers to financially struggling Asian laundromat owners who get called to do something greater than themselves (there are…

2023 TV & Movie Reviews: Tulsa King / Broker / The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker / White Noise

A mobster, baby merchants, a Hitler studies professor and a hatchet-wielding hitchhiker. Tulsa King Boardwalk Empire creator and MVP Sopranos writer (Pine Barrens, Long Term Parking) Terence Winter brings us another mob story, this time with the help of Yellowstone and Hell or High Water creator Taylor Sheridan serving as producer and Sylvester Stallone serving…

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