Franchise with Me: Step Up w/ Audrey Farnsworth

Step Up is a real wild ride of a franchise that starts off with a simple, incompetent teen dance movie and transforms into this almost mock-action franchise. In the later installments, there’s so many elaborate dance sequences that are happening so fast and so in your face, you’d think you were watching The Raid. IfContinue reading “Franchise with Me: Step Up w/ Audrey Farnsworth”

2020 Reviews: Kajillionaire/Tenet/The Trial of the Chicago 7

Yes, I know it’s 2021, but these are all movies from 2020. Going forward these reviews are going to be a mixture of 2020 stragglers and new 2021 releases, at least until the first quarter of the year is up. Once a 2021 movie enters the stratosphere of these reviews, the title will change toContinue reading “2020 Reviews: Kajillionaire/Tenet/The Trial of the Chicago 7”

2020 Movie Reviews: The Assistant/Never Rarely Sometimes Always/Soul

Yes, I know it’s 2021, but these are all movies from 2020. Going forward these reviews are going to be a mixture of 2020 stragglers and new 2021 releases, at least until the first quarter of the year is up. Once a 2021 movie enters the stratosphere of these reviews, the title will change toContinue reading “2020 Movie Reviews: The Assistant/Never Rarely Sometimes Always/Soul”

2020 Movie Reviews: Another Round/Bacurau/Wonder Woman 1984

With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Another Round Essentially aContinue reading “2020 Movie Reviews: Another Round/Bacurau/Wonder Woman 1984”

Franchise with Me: Home Alone w/ Ty and Ella Turdsby

Initially for December, I wanted to do a really shitty Holiday franchise. A franchise where no entry is redeemable and/or it really dumps on the idea of Christmas. Something like Silent Night, Deadly Night or a Die Hard 1 & 2 + Lethal Weapon 1 Special. The reason for this is that I mostly hateContinue reading “Franchise with Me: Home Alone w/ Ty and Ella Turdsby”

2020 Movie Reviews: Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom / The Vast of Night / Wild Mountain Thyme

With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Ma Rainey’s Black BottomContinue reading “2020 Movie Reviews: Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom / The Vast of Night / Wild Mountain Thyme”

Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

Back when it came out I thought George Lucas‘ Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith was the 131st best film ever made. Oh my word, what an idiot. In this review, I fawn over mediocre crap. I was 15 at the time. The Best Since ‘Empire’ – An Absolute Triumph in Filmmaking!Continue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith”

2020 Movie Reviews: Black Bear/The Nest/The Prom

With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Black Bear Every yearContinue reading “2020 Movie Reviews: Black Bear/The Nest/The Prom”

Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

This is a segment where I review movie reviews written by me as a child. This one is pretty bad, but I’m sure Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous ages even worse. Maybe not worse than the opening line of the review. Yikes guys, I’m on a first class ticket to Cancelled Town. Written AugustContinue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous”