2020 Reviews: Mank/Sound of Metal/Shithouse

With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Mank David Fincher‘s loveContinue reading “2020 Reviews: Mank/Sound of Metal/Shithouse”

2020 Movie Reviews – His House/Possessor/Money Plane

With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past week to catch three 2020 releases. His House Remi Weekes’Continue reading “2020 Movie Reviews – His House/Possessor/Money Plane”

Reviewing My Childhood Screenplays: “Christopher”

Last week I brought you a movie review from my childhood of the M. Night Shyamalan catastrophe Lady in the Water. It was positive and tone-deaf, exactly what you’d expect out of a 16-year-old jackass like myself. This week I was going to bring you another tone-deaf review, this time on Best Picture winner CrashContinue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Screenplays: “Christopher””

I paid someone $11 to Watch and Review the new American Pie and then I also watched it

Two weeks ago, I began a goof on here asking if anybody would watch this sure to wretched eighth American Pie sequel and nobody responded. A week ago, I asked again and still nothing. Finally over Thanksgiving weekend I get a DM from an old acquaintance of mine from high school up to the challenge.Continue reading “I paid someone $11 to Watch and Review the new American Pie and then I also watched it”

Franchise with Me: Tremors w/ Michael Kohn

They don’t make monster movies like they used to in the Golden Age of Hollywood, but back in 1990, S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock brought back that lost genre with the insanely fun and stupid romp, Tremors. It was a throwback to an earlier time when monster movies could exist solely as entertainment without havingContinue reading “Franchise with Me: Tremors w/ Michael Kohn”

WHAT TO WATCH THIS THANKSGIVING WEEKEND

There’s a lot of great stuff to stream and rent this lonely holiday weekend. Here’s just a few I’d recommend. The Boondocks (2005) Hilarious, provocative and poignant in equal measure, The Boondocks is Aaron McGruder‘s animated satire on the African American experience. Following two children, the politically woke Huey (Regina King) and the obnoxious RileyContinue reading “WHAT TO WATCH THIS THANKSGIVING WEEKEND”

Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Lady in the Water (2006)

When I was in early high school/middle school I used to write movie reviews. They were terrible. I was so dumb. In an effort to squeeze a laugh or two out of you, I’ve decided to humiliate myself thoroughly by sharing an old review as well as my review of that review, every Wednesday. ThisContinue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Lady in the Water (2006)”

JAMES BOND RANKED

From my “Finally Saw The Bond Movies” article published on Facebook – August 11, 2019. Hey folks, so I finally got around to watching all of the James Bond films and I can honestly say if I never see another one in my life it will still be too soon. I’m super excited to seeContinue reading “JAMES BOND RANKED”

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND

It’s the weekend and Covid numbers are sky fucking high. Here’s some stuff you can watch this weekend to help you forget about our predicament. Memories of Murder (2003) Before Parasite, the go-to Bong Joon Ho masterpiece was Memories of Murder, a fascinating true crime drama about two inept cops chasing South Korea’s first serialContinue reading “WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND”

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND

This weekend, 11-13 – 11-15, there’s some shit you should definitely watch. BOYZ IN THE HOOD (1991) If you’ve already seen this, it’s time for a re-watch. If you’ve never seen this, get on it quick. John Singleton‘s groundbreaking and sadly still relevant look at life in the hood and the systematic racism that perpetuatesContinue reading “WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND”