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I almost didn’t write this review because while it’s only been a week since I saw the billionaire caped crusader’s latest outing, I’m already sick of talking about it. Audiences seem to be pretty split on their assessment of it, with the majority seeming to lean more into loving it than hating it. I didContinue reading “The Batman Review”

Whenever Ben V. wants to do an article, I know it’s going to be 2-8 nights spent watching the most painfully terrible dog shit imaginable. When we first got together, we tackled the Leprechaun series for Saint Patrick’s Day 2021 and last September, we sunk down to the lowest conceivable level with the Joey King-ledContinue reading “GARBAGE DOUBLE FEATURE: Tall Girl 1 & 2 w/ Ben V”

The first HBO Sunday night line-up of the year has finally concluded and before we can pop the champagne and usher in the much awaited new seasons of Barry and Hacks, we must first assess sad-ass Zendaya doing drugs with her hot friends at Brazzers High and a Southern family full of comically absurd megachurchContinue reading “2022 TV Reviews: Euphoria / The Righteous Gemstones / Somebody Somewhere”

The quality of the stuff I watched this week really runs the gamut between very good and dog shit terrible. Guess which of these movies is terrible. HINT – It’s not the one with the word “terrible” in it. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) It’s hard to imagine a more creatively bankrupt reboot of a horrorContinue reading “2022 Movie Reviews: Texas Chainsaw Massacre / The Tinder Swindler / Everything is Terrible!: Kidz Klub”

Everything is really good this week. Jackass Forever I can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed or cringed this hard in a movie theater. What a breath of fresh air after all this intensely cerebral Oscar shit. The Jackass boys are back and they aren’t letting a little thing like being fifty years old stopContinue reading “2022 Movie Reviews: Jackass Forever / The Worst Person in the World / The Beta Test”

It’s Valentine’s Day during Covid and if you’d rather not go out on the town with your life partner or on-and-off fuck buddy, here’s a list of movies you can stay home and watch from the comfort of your love nest. Margetis’ List 5. Punch-Drunk Love 2002 / written & directed by Paul Thomas AndersonContinue reading “Valentine’s Day Top 5 w/ Genevieve Rice”

2021 might not have been the best year for cinema but at least it was better than last year. While some major blockbusters and ambitious projects failed to differing degrees, it was micro-budgeted American movies and films from outside the U.S. that really shined. Has there ever been a more stacked line-up of foreign cinemaContinue reading “10 Best Films of 2021 w/ Honorable Mentions”

I didn’t see every movie this year but I saw several and there’s are the 25 (technically 33) performances I’ve seen in 2021. Please let me know what your favorites were in the comments. 1. Penelope Cruz in Parallel Mothers Far and away the most emotionally moving and technically perfect performance I’ve seen all yearContinue reading “25 Best Film Performances of 2021”

Last week I gave you the ten most disappointing movies of 2021, now I pivot to the ten absolutely worst things I’ve seen this year. Movies so bad they were difficult to watch, and in some cases, an absolute chore to finish. Movies I struggled to gain even the most ironic enjoyment out of, fromContinue reading “10 Worst Films of 2021”

Leading up to my Top 10 Movies of 2021 that I will publish next week (still need to see a couple of movies – Drive My Car namely), I figured I’d go ahead and post this. A look at NOT the worst, but the most disappointing movies I saw this year. Stuff I thought hadContinue reading “10 Most Disappointing Movies of 2021”