Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

Back when it came out I thought George Lucas‘ Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith was the 131st best film ever made. Oh my word, what an idiot. In this review, I fawn over mediocre crap. I was 15 at the time. The Best Since ‘Empire’ – An Absolute Triumph in Filmmaking!Continue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith”

Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

This is a segment where I review movie reviews written by me as a child. This one is pretty bad, but I’m sure Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous ages even worse. Maybe not worse than the opening line of the review. Yikes guys, I’m on a first class ticket to Cancelled Town. Written AugustContinue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous”

Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Lady in the Water (2006)

When I was in early high school/middle school I used to write movie reviews. They were terrible. I was so dumb. In an effort to squeeze a laugh or two out of you, I’ve decided to humiliate myself thoroughly by sharing an old review as well as my review of that review, every Wednesday. ThisContinue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Lady in the Water (2006)”