Yes, I know it’s 2021, but these are all movies from 2020. Going forward these reviews are going to be a mixture of 2020 stragglers and new 2021 releases, at least until the first quarter of the year is up. Once a 2021 movie enters the stratosphere of these reviews, the title will change toContinue reading “2020 Movie Reviews: The Assistant/Never Rarely Sometimes Always/Soul”
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2020 Movie Reviews: Another Round/Bacurau/Wonder Woman 1984
With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Another Round Essentially aContinue reading “2020 Movie Reviews: Another Round/Bacurau/Wonder Woman 1984”
Franchise with Me: Home Alone w/ Ty and Ella Turdsby
Initially for December, I wanted to do a really shitty Holiday franchise. A franchise where no entry is redeemable and/or it really dumps on the idea of Christmas. Something like Silent Night, Deadly Night or a Die Hard 1 & 2 + Lethal Weapon 1 Special. The reason for this is that I mostly hateContinue reading “Franchise with Me: Home Alone w/ Ty and Ella Turdsby”
2020 Movie Reviews: Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom / The Vast of Night / Wild Mountain Thyme
With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Ma Rainey’s Black BottomContinue reading “2020 Movie Reviews: Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom / The Vast of Night / Wild Mountain Thyme”
Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
Back when it came out I thought George Lucas‘ Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith was the 131st best film ever made. Oh my word, what an idiot. In this review, I fawn over mediocre crap. I was 15 at the time. The Best Since ‘Empire’ – An Absolute Triumph in Filmmaking!Continue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith”
2020 Movie Reviews: Black Bear/The Nest/The Prom
With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Black Bear Every yearContinue reading “2020 Movie Reviews: Black Bear/The Nest/The Prom”
Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
This is a segment where I review movie reviews written by me as a child. This one is pretty bad, but I’m sure Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous ages even worse. Maybe not worse than the opening line of the review. Yikes guys, I’m on a first class ticket to Cancelled Town. Written AugustContinue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous”
2020 Reviews: Mank/Sound of Metal/Shithouse
With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Mank David Fincher‘s loveContinue reading “2020 Reviews: Mank/Sound of Metal/Shithouse”
2020 Movie Reviews – His House/Possessor/Money Plane
With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past week to catch three 2020 releases. His House Remi Weekes’Continue reading “2020 Movie Reviews – His House/Possessor/Money Plane”
Reviewing My Childhood Screenplays: “Christopher”
Last week I brought you a movie review from my childhood of the M. Night Shyamalan catastrophe Lady in the Water. It was positive and tone-deaf, exactly what you’d expect out of a 16-year-old jackass like myself. This week I was going to bring you another tone-deaf review, this time on Best Picture winner CrashContinue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Screenplays: “Christopher””
