2020 Movie Reviews: Another Round/Bacurau/Wonder Woman 1984

With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Another Round Essentially aContinue reading “2020 Movie Reviews: Another Round/Bacurau/Wonder Woman 1984”

Franchise with Me: Home Alone w/ Ty and Ella Turdsby

Initially for December, I wanted to do a really shitty Holiday franchise. A franchise where no entry is redeemable and/or it really dumps on the idea of Christmas. Something like Silent Night, Deadly Night or a Die Hard 1 & 2 + Lethal Weapon 1 Special. The reason for this is that I mostly hateContinue reading “Franchise with Me: Home Alone w/ Ty and Ella Turdsby”

2020 Movie Reviews: Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom / The Vast of Night / Wild Mountain Thyme

With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Ma Rainey’s Black BottomContinue reading “2020 Movie Reviews: Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom / The Vast of Night / Wild Mountain Thyme”

Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

Back when it came out I thought George Lucas‘ Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith was the 131st best film ever made. Oh my word, what an idiot. In this review, I fawn over mediocre crap. I was 15 at the time. The Best Since ‘Empire’ – An Absolute Triumph in Filmmaking!Continue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith”

2020 Movie Reviews: Black Bear/The Nest/The Prom

With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Black Bear Every yearContinue reading “2020 Movie Reviews: Black Bear/The Nest/The Prom”

Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

This is a segment where I review movie reviews written by me as a child. This one is pretty bad, but I’m sure Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous ages even worse. Maybe not worse than the opening line of the review. Yikes guys, I’m on a first class ticket to Cancelled Town. Written AugustContinue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Reviews: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous”

2020 Reviews: Mank/Sound of Metal/Shithouse

With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past weekend to catch three 2020 releases. Mank David Fincher‘s loveContinue reading “2020 Reviews: Mank/Sound of Metal/Shithouse”

2020 Movie Reviews – His House/Possessor/Money Plane

With Covid-19 and everything, it’s easy to forget new movies are still being released and while the current stress of the situation has driven me to plunge into the home-y comforts of classic movies I’ve seen a jillion times, I took some time this past week to catch three 2020 releases. His House Remi Weekes’Continue reading “2020 Movie Reviews – His House/Possessor/Money Plane”

Reviewing My Childhood Screenplays: “Christopher”

Last week I brought you a movie review from my childhood of the M. Night Shyamalan catastrophe Lady in the Water. It was positive and tone-deaf, exactly what you’d expect out of a 16-year-old jackass like myself. This week I was going to bring you another tone-deaf review, this time on Best Picture winner CrashContinue reading “Reviewing My Childhood Screenplays: “Christopher””

I paid someone $11 to Watch and Review the new American Pie and then I also watched it

Two weeks ago, I began a goof on here asking if anybody would watch this sure to wretched eighth American Pie sequel and nobody responded. A week ago, I asked again and still nothing. Finally over Thanksgiving weekend I get a DM from an old acquaintance of mine from high school up to the challenge.Continue reading “I paid someone $11 to Watch and Review the new American Pie and then I also watched it”